The Simple Life is entertaining.

Feels pretty good to laugh at Paris's stupidity.

She's sucha bimbo, she puts a metal pot in the microwave. Get what I mean?

I dun exactly like her for that.


But she's pretty anyways, with nice slender legs.

And I wouldn't mind being her friend, though. Coz she's filthy stinking rich. We could be besties. HA.
And she might share tinkerbell with me. Maybe.