Fumbled with my bag and dropped my phone from a flight of 5 stairs. Ouch. It missed the drain by like 1 mm I'm serious. Thank goodness it still worked unlike tt time it died on me straightway cutting off all contact from the world outside sch. I really should learn to be less of a klutz.

Too much 'poison' coupled with an overdose of caffeine (highly needed to keep us awake during lects) causes bloating and ugh flatulence.