Catholics don't swear.....so I'm not gonna swear.....but I REALLY AM CONVINCED that I was being stalked by a bee yesterday......damn......yes.....A BEE.....can u believe it?????heh....darn.....I'd rather be stalked by some uh cute Mr Nihonjin or so.....and of coz....that would be impossible....but A BEE??????.....shucks la.....

I was studying at my favourite corner on that L-shaped sofa next to the curtains when I heard a buzzing sound.....looked around but didn't see a single thing.....so I continued reading my notes...but the buzzing got worse and I was so fed-up I got up and peeked behind the curtains. To my horror....yes HORROR....I saw this yellow and black bee (like duh...yellow and black).....
I screamed....of coz....like whats new....


And my mother was like : It wouldn't bother u la....just leave it.....its just a hornet anyway........

Me: What?????Just a hornet?????Thats worse than a bee la.....shit man....


And of coz I was so bothered by it....and I was so deperate to reach out for my notes and pencil case which were oblivious to the presence of that uh....hornet??????

Shucks.....it freaking scared the shit out of me....


Managed to get my Mum to shoo it out of the window.....bet she was scared too haha....but she probably didn't wanna show it la.....heh.....after it was out.....my Mum left the windows open.....but of coz I insisted that it should be closed......lest it flies in again....


Me: So what colour was it ah?????? The more colourful it is the more poisionous it will be......

My Mum: Hmzzz....yellow and black....just a LITTLE bit of green la....

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And so the windows were closed.....
15 mins later.......


From the corner of my eye I could see that hornet was back.....trying hard to get in la.....thank goodness the windows were closed.....was quite scary though.......after its failed attempt to get in......it went off again....

Damn....but it came back again after not long.....was hovering about the socks hung on the clothes line.....could see that it was really deperate to get in la.....

My Mum: You'r too sweet la....haha

Me: Yeah sure la......heh....

Me: Anyway....better not take in those socks.....it might hide itself inside and fly right into our faces when we take them in.....could be a pretty cunning hornet/bee....(I was quite serious la)

My Mum: What wild imagination.....U'r crazy....


See.....told u the hornet/bee was stalking me la....haha....well....maybe not after all because I TOOK IN those socks this morning. Was the bee inside????? Nada........



Perhaps I'm just A LITTLE BIT TOO paranoid for my own good.....and yes I'm paranoid......since I was in P6......everyone knows that.....heh....